An Arts Degree… ?

How this engineer sees life in college…

[Sung to the rhythm from M.A.S.H.’s theme song: ‘Suicide is Painless’]

bad_engineer

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me.

I realize and I can see…

… that an Arts Degree is painless.
It brings on many changes,
and I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of Engineering is hard to play;
I’m gonna lose it anyway.
The losing card I’ll someday lay,
so this is all I have to say.

… that an Arts Degree is painless.
It brings on many changes,
and I can take or leave it if I please.

The only way to win is cheat,
and lay it down before I’m beat.
To another give my seat,
for that’s the only painless feat.

… an Arts Degree is painless.
It brings on many changes,
and I can take or leave it if I please.

Yes, I can take or leave it if I please.

- Courtesy of ‘The Mighty Wiz‘

Note: image courtesy Black-Dot-on-a-White-Board